Testimonials
I keep my Sweet Cheeks
hanging from the rearview mirror in my car. The
other day I was on the interstate and some fool was bobbing in
and out of
the traffic, cutting people off. He cut between me and a semi in
front of
me. I grabbed my buns and rubbed as hard as I could. Then his
tire
blew out. In my mirror I could see his car in the ditch.
I will never drive the interstate with out my buns. Thank you
Sweet
Cheeks!!
-Simone
I work in a grocery store and have a supervisor who is a real
asshole. The
other day I saw him heading toward me so I quickly put my hand
in my pocket
and started rubbing my buns. He tripped and fell head first into
a pallet
holding over 400 dozen eggs. That is 4,800 eggs. I got off work
in 15
minutes and left with a big grin on my face. The guys at work
told me it
took hours to clean up that omelet but they said it was worth
it. Now they
want some Sweet Cheeks of their own.
Great going SC
-Dave
I am a construction worker on bridges. I was in the process of
doing some
welding, when two of my supervisors came up to inspect my work.
I was told
that it was done wrong and they both walked away. When I called
over the
welding supervisor to check it out, he said that there was
nothing wrong
with my work. I thought about those two and rubbed my buns. They
were both
in a car pulling out. The steering went out and the car went
into the
Inter Coastal Waterway. They had to pay for the damage to the
car. Your
buns even work long distance. I’m so glad I had my buns.
-Bill
If you have a testimonial in keeping with the spirit of
this
web page we would love to hear from you. Please keep in mind we
are a small
firm and do not have sufficient staff to file each
testimonial
so.....HAVE FUN!!!!
-Stefanie-
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