Shanghai Cards
An Invitation to Romance
Plan an evening or a weekend around that special someone.
Give them a Shanghai Card™ a few days in advance.
Then wait and see the delight on their face as it all unfolds.
Price: $4.99 each
Fixin' to be Love Rustled
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Inside of card reads: Your are fixin to be Love Rusted You will be rustled on__________ at_____, You will need________________________ You will be released___________________ Signed_____________________________
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Inside of card reads: Your are fixin' to be Love Rusted You will be rustled on__________ at_____, You will need________________________ You will be released___________________ Signed_____________________________ |
You are going to be Shanghaied
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card reads: This is to let you know you are going to be Shanghaied You will be Shanghaied on____________ at_______, You will need______________________________ You will be released_________________________ Signed__________________________________
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Inside of card reads: This is to let you know you are going to be Shanghaied You will be Shanghaied on____________ at_______, You will need______________________________ You will be released_________________________ Signed__________________________________
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Wheeling for a Rendezvous Because I know how you like it
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card reads: We are wheeling for a Rendezvous We will rendezvous at__________on_________, You will need___________________________ You will be released______________________ Signed________________________________ |
Inside of card reads: You will be mine We will rendezvous at__________on_________, You will need___________________________ You will be released______________________ Signed________________________________ |
You are Cordially Invited
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Inside of card reads: You are cordially invited to the theological place of Eternal Punishment. |
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